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STORIES FROM HELL
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Do all umpires go to hell? imagine what a game would be like with only umpires playing the game, the debates woud be endless!
This brings me to..... What are umpires and where do they come from?
These mystical creatures are held with such high regard, but little is known of them. They hide in their little bat like alcoves away from the common players.Do they hang from the roof at lunch at tea breaks, and do they really go home after the game is finished?
With the spelling being so similar, umpires and vampires, one must ask these perilous, and i am that one courageous brave soul (if i still have one after umpiring so much!!!)....are they related!!!
Would umpires bowl pies? (proabably just eat them!) What sort of pies would an umpire bowl?
Would a game of cricket actually start?
What is the meaning of playing with a nice cherry?
What is a stick in cricketing terms and why is a great stick good to play with?
What is the meaning of life? we all know now its 64 but......
Would vampires, (or umpires as they are now known in the modern world) approve of using a cricket BAT?
Why the hell am i asking all these questions, find the answers here, at ......
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